- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

You see how lame this is?

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

"knock knock" "Come in"

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