Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Psychics.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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These Jokes suck.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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