- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Patriarchy.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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