- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Patriarchy.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

No.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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