Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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penis

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Where do you live? In a house

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Black People.

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