What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Penis

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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i have a christmas tree.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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