I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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matty russel are you on here

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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