once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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These Jokes suck.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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good one jess !!

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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