- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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