- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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