What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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