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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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