What did the car do? CRASH!

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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canada

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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poo

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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penis

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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