- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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