That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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