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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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