A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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