If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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