What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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