If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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