What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Justin Bieber.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Women.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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