What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

lol a man is drowning

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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