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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Grammer is very important

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

you are a åsshole :)

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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