What is the meaning of life? 42

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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