- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Knock Knock Go Away

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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