What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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canada

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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