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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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