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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Bob dole

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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