Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Black People.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

i lost the game

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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