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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Your mama's so fat.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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