- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

a man said hi.

knock knock

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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