What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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one day i went to bed

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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bees knees

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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