- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

A: Knock Knock B: ...

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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