What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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