what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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shut up iggy

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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you

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Joke.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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