once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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women's rights.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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One day a cheerio is walking down the street. Nothing special, just a regular cheerio. Suddenly, he sees a honey-coated cheerio. Now, honey-coated cheerios have a much higher social status than regular cheerios. So he decides that he wants to become a honey- coated cheerio. He works really, really hard and one day his boss promotes him to a honey-coated cheerio. So, he's really pleased about this, he can easily pay his rent, he gets a nice car, and his family is much happier. But then, as he's driving around the town, he sees a sugar-coated cheerio. Now, sugar-coated cheerios are preety much at the top of society. They're all highly regarded and respected. So he decides that he wants to become a sugar-coated cheerio. He works really, really hard for months and months, until one day his boss decides that he can become a sugar-coated cheerio. He is absolutely stoked with this. He gets a bigger house with a swimming pool and a spa, really nice clothes, and he's very well respected. One day, he's sun bathing at the beach, when off in the distance he sees an island that he had never seen before. Apparently, this is the golden cheerio island. Cheerios there fly around in jet cars and lounge around in bars. It's cheerio heaven. So he decides that if he becomes a golden cheerio, his life will be complete. He dedicates his life to working really, incredibly hard, and one day his boss says to him, "You know what, you've worked so hard that I'm promoting you to a golden cheerio." So he makes it to the cheerio island, and as he is lying down, relaxing, he suddenly becomes very thirsty. All cheerios really like milk so he goes to get some, but there's a really long line at the milk stand. So he decides to get some lemonade, but like the milk stand, there's a really long line at the lemonade stand. So he thinks, "I know what no-one will want. Punch!" So he goes to the punch stand and sure enough there's no punch line.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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