- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??