What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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PSN IS UP

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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