- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

HEY YOU!!!!

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Bob dole

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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