How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Knock Knock Go Away

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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