- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

why is john so fat years of over eating

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Anyone??????????/

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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