- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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