- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

I just can't stand sitting down!

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Knock Knock Go Away

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

This is a joke. Laugh!

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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