What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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