Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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The Christian Bible.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Mormons having fun.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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