Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What did the car do? CRASH!

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What's 9+10? 19

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What did Delaware? A coat.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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