- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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