Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What's up brah brah

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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