An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Dylan is gay

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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