Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Women's rights

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Dylan is gay

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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