If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Membean

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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