- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Penis.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

charlie sheen losing

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What's the difference between a duck

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