- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My parents have an open marriage.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

God

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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