a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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raisin boogers

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Anti Joke

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