- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What's the difference between a duck

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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