OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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