Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What's 9+10? 19

What did Delaware? A coat.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What did the car do? CRASH!

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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