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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

Mexicans are like waffles

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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