Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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