What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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