Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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