How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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