The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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