Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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boobs

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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