You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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