Whats In My Trash? Bears

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

a blond girl walks into a bar

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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