Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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the love boat

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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im a dragon, no im not

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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