Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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