Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Im black

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Anti Joke

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