Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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God

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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