Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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What's up brah brah

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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