A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

falling didnt make the difference

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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