A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

School

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Cripples are lame.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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