What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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