- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

A whale's vagina

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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