- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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