Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Nickelback

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nipple

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Jesus was a good guy

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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School

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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