Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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