Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Queens Park rangers

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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cancer

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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