Justin Bieber.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

a man is running away

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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