I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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PSN IS UP

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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