A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Reading books

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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