- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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